I needed all the meat and wine in my face hole today. Thank you @postinowinecafe for inviting me to your Tucson opening preview! Plenty of keto options with a build-your-own meat/cheese board 🤤 I’ll be back with my bitches for…
Found this rare treasure.. a local restaurant that has “keto pizza bowls” on the muthafuckin menu 😭 bless them. Comes with 1/2lb of protein, unlimited cheeses #keto #ketoeats #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketogenic #ketolife #ketofam #easyketo #ketones #ketoweightloss #ketogoals #ketogirl #ketogram #ketoaf…
Putting @fiveguys inside me is my favorite weekend festivity 😂 AAYYYOOOO *badumtsss* HOW I ORDER: Bacon cheeseburger in a bowl Extra cheese/extra bacon (cuz it’s free hoe), mayo, mustard, pickles, onions, jalapenos, bell peppers, lettuce. And don’t forget to eat…
If you need a Valentine’s Day dinner idea before you hit the smoosh room, this Outlaw Ribeye from @longhornsteaks was SOOOO FIRE. And they have a bad ass keto menu now!! ⠀ ⠀ HOW I ORDERED:⠀ ⠀ Outlaw ribeye, broccoli…
I had no plans to post a #transformationtuesday photo today. But while I was standing in the mirror getting ready for bed last night, I had a flashback from my Inside Edition interview.⠀ ⠀ There was ONE question the producer…
If you’re a pansy ass cheap ass curious if you’re in ketosis ass bitch.. please hence forth! Are you tired of peeing on sticks like a nervous sexually active teenager? Sick of jamming needles into your fingertip? Then my latest…
Since free shit is awesome.. especially when it’s food.. RUB YO LUCKY RABBIT’S FOOT BITCH because:⠀ ⠀ You can win EITHER a big ass case of @realgoodfoods breakfast sandwiches (8 packs) ORRR 10 free product coupons to get whatever the…