Before you ask, the answer is no. Just high on life 🤣⠀ ⠀ Since I’m basically Betty COCKer now, I cut open a @cravebakehouse double chocolate chip donut, slapped some peanut butter in that hoe, tossed on some @highkeysnacks cocoa…
The best of the best. Not the cake (although it’s worthy of a Bon Appétit cover spread if you ask me 😂 recipe is on my previous post) but I’m talking about @caoliveranch. They not only make a quality EVOO product, but…
We made some CoRnTeEn pancakes a few weekends ago and I forgot to show ya. AND ALL COOKING IN THIS HOUSE MUST BE DOCUMENTED.⠀ ⠀ So this is the @birchbenders keto mix from Costco. I thought they were fine.. didn’t…
Keto lemon almond OLIVE OIL cake! 2.8 net carbs per slice. Can you believe I created something this magical? So impressed that I used my kitchen for something other than housing bags of beef jerky. Turns out I even own…
Listen, I prefer my panties to be higher than Snoop Dogg on 4/20 okay. I honestly believe shapewear is the best thing that’s happened to this derrière since keto 😂 I’m wearing my favorite pair of @gethoneylove SuperPower Briefs here.⠀…
Howzabout a cookie-licious keto snack giveaway for THREE of your face holes?⠀ ⠀ Three of you lucky hoes will win one of these Gra-Pow variety packs from @ketobakingco with the following flavors: Snickerdoodle, Salted Caramel Brownie, PB&J Thumbprint, Peanut Butter Cup…
The @wendys Breakfast Baconator has definitely lived up to the hype. I could easily pound 6 more of these into my face hole. But for the love of God @wendys, your breakfast menu hours are disrespectful as hell. ⠀ ⠀…
You know who ate Five Guys before it was cool? Jeffrey Dahmer. *BA DUM TSSSS* Thank you thank you I’ll be here all night. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.⠀ ⠀ HOW I ORDER:⠀ Bacon cheeseburger in a bowl, extra…
Less carbs/less eyeliner. Note: if you ever see me giving duck lips from this point forward, you have permission to take a shit on my forehead. #facetoface #faceliftfriday #facetofacefriday #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketogenic #ketolife #ketofam #keto #ketogirl #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity…
Trying to remember how to do the cup song after 7 years of it being dormant in my brain 😂 Still have to master adding the words again.View on Instagram: View this on Instagram Trying to remember how to do…