On a scale of 1 to @bhadbhabie, how ratchet am I for bringing this low carb @chompies bread into Jersey Mikes and building a real sandwich with my sub in a tub 😂 . This bread is sooooo good. 1…
This plus a slice of low carb cheesecake was my #OMAD at @cheesecakefactory this weekend. So gooooood. It was covered in avocado chunks, egg, bacon, chicken and blue cheese crumbles. . How I ordered: Cobb salad, dinner size, no tomatoes,…
Is this not the ugliest muthafuckin @innout burger you’ve ever seen? Lookin like the ‘Jabba The Hut’ of burgers 😂 The taste was better than the aesthetics. How I ordered: 3×3 animal and protein style, sub grilled onion for fresh…
Happy @texasroadhouse sirloin special daaaaay (formerly known as Wednesday) 😂 You like the way my butterball droops to the left, don’t ya? . How I order: 8oz sirloin special, side of butter, house salad with no croutons or tomatoes, extra…