I interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this breaking news… KETO OREO DICKS!!!! 🤣 The glorious @ketokitchenconfections outdicked herself with this masterpenis 😂😂 okay I’m done. WAIT ONE MORE.. should she call them Keto COCKies? LMAO okay now…
What’s better than the sound of angels dancing on bacon? Basically nothing.. except the sound of someone announcing @eatenlightened released a new keto ice cream pint flavor 😂⠀ ⠀ Their description: “Our new Caramel Chocolate Double Dough is caramel ice…
Yo I did a kitchen thing.. sort of. Feast your eyes on this keto PB & J breakfast sammy! I microwaved a @realgoodfoods bacon breakfast sandwich, added @goodgoodbrand keto strawberry jam (found at Safeway) and @eatnuttzo keto nut butter (found…
What makes a quarantine suck a little less? A big ass delivery of keto ice cream, obviously. ⠀ ⠀ Enter to win your choice of 7 pints and/or bars of the best keto ice cream from a company that is…
Meaty perfection, a keto staple fo sho. Cheesesteak on a plate from @frankiescheesesteaks. Calm down Karen from Facebook, this was a pre-social-distancing meal. #keto #ketoeats #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketogenic #ketolife #ketofam #easyketo #ketones #ketoweightloss #ketogoals #ketogirl #ketogram #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity…
On God 😂 #keto #ketosis #ketoliving #ketolife #ketofam #easyketo #ketones #ketoweightloss #ketogoals #ketogirl #ketogram #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity #ketofood #weightloss #weightlossjourney #lowcarb #lchf #ketolifestyle #ketomeme #ketomemes #diethumor #dietmeme #ketohalfasser #covid_19 #coronamemes #ketogenic #ketodietView on Instagram: View this on Instagram On…
#throwbackthursday to the catalyst of my weight loss journey: our vacation at @universalorlando 2 years ago. The top photo was the Jurrasic Park ride, one of the only rides I could fit comfortably on. The bottom photo was Minion Mayhem…
Sometimes a bitch just needs to be basic. This is the “Simple Breakfast” from @prepandpastry. 2 fried eggs with bacon and avocado/tomato instead of toast #keto #ketoeats #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketogenic #ketolife #ketofam #easyketo #ketones #ketoweightloss #ketogoals #ketogirl #ketogram #ketoaf #dirtyketo…
Truly disappointed in myself for not partaking in @wingstop my entire keto career 😂 also disappointed in @wingstop for considering 10 wings to be a “large” 😐 that’s a starter pack bruh. HOW I ORDERED: Large combo, half cajun, half…
1 year keto vs 2 years keto. MARCH 2021 I’M COMIN FOR YOU HOE! Reserving this exact Target dressing room too 😂⠀ ⠀ Have you pictured yourself one year from now? Do it! It’s exciting! You’re the baddest bitch on…