Now I know why they call it @smashburger.. cuz you wanna smash all the food into your face hole. This is the cobb salad with chipotle dressing, no modifications necessary. Comes with a bomb ass fried egg and bacon. If…
YOOOO IT’S A GIVEAWAY!! ⠀ ⠀ If you hate pricking your finger and peeing on stuff to see if you’re in ketosis, go ahead and enter to win this breath meter from @keyto.health 😂 it’s way less painful and messy.⠀…
Sometimes you just need to eat wings with some cute keto bitches on a Tuesday 🍗 wings were so good they gave me sex hair 😂 #TucsonKetoMeetup #ketotucson #tucsonketo #azketo #keto #ketomeetup #ketofam #easyketo #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity #ketofood #weightloss…
TEAM TACO, BITCHESSS. My #1 restaurant contraband item will always be @questnutrition tortilla chips. I keep them in my car, my office, my purse.. LOOK YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR DIPPIN OKAY 😂 Taco is…
Sometimes you just need a big ass pile of chorizo on a Saturday morning. You know if anything is cooked in this house then it’s easy af 😂⠀ ⠀ 1. Cook up some chorizo in a pan. We like pork…
Just over here waiting on my @texasroadhouse sponsorship 😂😂 ANY DAY NOW HOE⠀ ⠀ Edited to add macros: 12 net carbs, 1200 calories, 69g fat, 92g protein HOW I ORDER:⠀ ▪︎House salad with no crouton, no tomato, extra egg, blue…
Going to the @barrett_jackson auto auction is basically my annual reminder of how lame it is not being born a trust fund baby 😂😂 My favorite part of the day is doing the “Dodge Thrill Ride” where you ride with…
Have you ever wondered how I sounded without dropping F bombs for one whole minute? Well HERE’S YOUR CHANCE TO FIND OUT 😂⠀ ⠀ Catch me talking about keto and not cussing on @insideedition Monday night, January 13th! ⠀ ⠀…
Of course all the insane external transformations we see constantly are a bitchin benefit of keto. But what makes ME sooo passionate and excited about this way of eating is how quickly and drastically it transformed me internally.⠀ ⠀ I…
It’s our last #MotivationMonday of 2019! This year has been so fucking good to me. I hit ONEderland, got taken off blood pressure meds, somehow made it onto the @dailymail and connected with over 18,000 of you lit ass bitchin ass…