Since free shit is awesome.. especially when it’s food.. RUB YO LUCKY RABBIT’S FOOT BITCH because:⠀ ⠀ You can win EITHER a big ass case of @realgoodfoods breakfast sandwiches (8 packs) ORRR 10 free product coupons to get whatever the…
When you truly realize what you’re capable of.. everything changes. #MotivationMonday Thank you for making this @tracybsanz ❤ #keto #ketoeats #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketogenic #ketolife #ketofam #easyketo #ketones #ketoweightloss #ketogirl #ketogram #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity #ketogenic #weightloss #weightlossjourney #lowcarb #lchf #ketolifestyle…
Now I know why they call it @smashburger.. cuz you wanna smash all the food into your face hole. This is the cobb salad with chipotle dressing, no modifications necessary. Comes with a bomb ass fried egg and bacon. If…
YOOOO IT’S A GIVEAWAY!! ⠀ ⠀ If you hate pricking your finger and peeing on stuff to see if you’re in ketosis, go ahead and enter to win this breath meter from @keyto.health 😂 it’s way less painful and messy.⠀…
Sometimes you just need to eat wings with some cute keto bitches on a Tuesday 🍗 wings were so good they gave me sex hair 😂 #TucsonKetoMeetup #ketotucson #tucsonketo #azketo #keto #ketomeetup #ketofam #easyketo #ketoaf #dirtyketo #lazyketo #ketocommunity #ketofood #weightloss…
TEAM TACO, BITCHESSS. My #1 restaurant contraband item will always be @questnutrition tortilla chips. I keep them in my car, my office, my purse.. LOOK YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED TO BE PREPARED FOR DIPPIN OKAY 😂 Taco is…
Sometimes you just need a big ass pile of chorizo on a Saturday morning. You know if anything is cooked in this house then it’s easy af 😂⠀ ⠀ 1. Cook up some chorizo in a pan. We like pork…
Just over here waiting on my @texasroadhouse sponsorship 😂😂 ANY DAY NOW HOE⠀ ⠀ Edited to add macros: 12 net carbs, 1200 calories, 69g fat, 92g protein HOW I ORDER:⠀ ▪︎House salad with no crouton, no tomato, extra egg, blue…
Going to the @barrett_jackson auto auction is basically my annual reminder of how lame it is not being born a trust fund baby 😂😂 My favorite part of the day is doing the “Dodge Thrill Ride” where you ride with…
Much like teenage sexual activity, keto everywhere and anywhere! This is a bowl of super greens and string bean chicken from @officialpandaexpress. 11 net carbs for dat ass. HOW I ORDER: “Wuddup, may I partake in a panda bowl with…